some of you were never sold to one direction to pay for your mom’s debt and it shows
*finishes wedding vows* don’t forget to like and subscribe
stripping to gregorian chants
me about to alienate my entire family by telling them that every CEO in the world deserves the chop
im crying, the giant snowman I built yesterday started to fall over last night but I guess it froze and now it looks like this
#me
he sees you when you’re sleeping
he knows which kinks to shame
me, having to block this spectacularly named bot:
new emoji
lmte:
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every times this comes around I laugh harder than the time before
